Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Theater of the Random

Why is it okay for a woman I am meeting for the first time to lead off the conversation with, "What do you do?" whilst it is totally verboten for me to ask, "Do you swallow?" after answering her query?

They're both questions that get right to the heart of that which our respective genders are hardwired to be primarily concerned. For the ladies, security. For the blokes, sexual pleasure. Is that so wrong?

I don't think so either, but polite society dictates that we should make the effort to control our base urges. That's fine. But if I'm not allowed to ask about your dick-taking abilities, could you at least attempt to concern yourself with something other than my money-making abilities?
I'm not sayin. I'm just sayin.

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